Dogs

God’s greatest creation. It’s a true shame that they live such short lives, as they brighten everyone’s day by showing unmatched affection no matter who you are or what you’ve done.

“I can have a rough day of work, but I’m instantly uplifted when I see my dogs. They will ALWAYS cheer me up.

dog

a dog

hi i am a dog

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not dog

Any of several vegetarian hot dog substitutes, including: tofu, textured vegetable protein and others.

Dude 1, "Throw another not dog on the grill for me, will ya?"
Dude 2, "Well, at least it aint lips and assholes!"

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Dogged

Let down, didn't turn up

she dogged me today

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That's dog

"That's dog" is a direct translation of a French expression "c'est chien" which is used normally as a third party comment to describe the fact that someone is being unfarely treated, or is said of a comment that is very nasty about something, someone.

Did you see this? A man walked to a begger and spit in his cup, That's dog!

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Dog

Someone who says they'll go somewhere or do something with you, then they don't do it.

Fredrick: Hey Tom, Billy isnt coming to the fight anymore.
Tom: What a DOG...

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Dog

A small to moderately sized four-legged furry thing.
It's name is an acronym for; "Digestible Object Gurgitator"
It lives on table-scraps, chum, biscuits and anything it can feasibly get into it's mouth.

My pet Dog refuses to register Mc'Cain's Micro Chips as an edible foodstuff.

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