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Shitty football team from Miami who always get their asses kcked by the Patriots.They're the biggest group of choke artists in the NFL.
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When a guy is screwing a girl from behind and he tries to stick a finger in her butthole, to which she responds by turning her head back towards the guy, and in a high pitch tone, starts squeaking, "UH UH UH UH!"
I tried to put my finger in my girl's ass last night, but she gave me a dolphin!
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somebody who has a really bad speech impediment and you cant understand at all
Brandon and Johny are both dolphins!
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Using only core strength and no arms or upper body strength during sexual intercourse. Having sex without using arms at all, floundering around like a dolphin outside of water
Rumor has it that Joel has gotten really good at dolphining, his core strength is so good he doesn't need to use his arms during sex!
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A young male without any chest hair.
You ladies have fun tonight playing jenga. I'm going out to the Barcade with Kirsten to see if we can catch a few dolphins.
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"How was the pool party this weekend?"
"Oh, it was great, we wuz just dolphining around."
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To flail your arms in the air while making a dolphin noise to ward off predators.
Can be used to chase burglars out of your house
Boy 1:" i got attacked by a bear yesterday"
Boy2:"oh no, how are you still alive?"
Boy 1:"oh, i used be dolphin to ward it off"
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