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Food shopping, dusting, vacuuming halls,
Bill paying, lunch bagging, making the calls. Fixing the shower, hanging the blinds, folding the clothes and hangin on lines. What could be better then all of this?? You got it my friend it’s domestic bliss!!
laughing while we’re washing dishes together is such domestic bliss!
Home is where your heart has domestic bliss
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Stealing household items (food, toiletries, silverware, etc.) when visiting your parents' house, to avoid shopping for them yourself.
Roommate 1: Where did all this food come from? I thought you didn't have a car.
Roommate 2: Yeah, I committed some domestic piracy when I went home for my brother's birthday last weekend.
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A relationship where one person (usually the male) believes he will be getting lucky soon, but hasnt made any progress. The woman can make him do anything and has tamed him like a domesticated animal. The relationship is non existent and considered a partnership.
Person 1: "Why is he so pussy whipped? All he does is drive her around, buy drinks for her, and make her dinner. Are they dating?"
Person 2: "Yeah, has he hit that yet?"
Person 3: No, they're just in a domesticated partnership
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"Dude, I've decided never to do domestic labor again!"
"Right on, I'm with ya dude"
"Yeah, that's right. My dog ate my domestic labor...bitch!"
"Hey Gaylord, you coming over to smoke the hookah tonight?"
"Nah man, I have a crotchload of domestic labor tonight."
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A female who excels at baking, cooking, cleaning-housework of all sorts. She loves to please and enjoys hearing compliments about her awesomeness around the house/kitchen. She may sew, knit, have domestic hobbies that come out well. She doesn't have to have children to be considered a domestic goddess.
Husband: "Yeah, I know, ever since we were married she's become quite the domestic goddess."
Friend: "I wish my woman was like that, I'm jealous!"
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When a person can't have things the way they want so they use power and control to try to coerce their partner into doing something they don't want to (also known as hyper control). Usually, women are not abusive, but they can become abusive because of prior abuse as a Coping method. Sometimes people ask why does a women go back to an abusive husband, one reason is because the prior abuse they received for so long has made them feel like it is normal to be abused.
Police come out to a "Domestic Abuse" calling because a man has just threw a remote at his wife after punching the wall. This would be considered abuse even if the remote was not thrown because punching the wall was done by the man to scare her into doing something she might not want to do. He also did this to scare her into doing something she might not want to do
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An american car with wal-mart performance and stereo equipment, driven by Trailer trash and teenage girls
Wow look at that Cava-queer with walmart hubs.
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