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Pronounced douche-E-A
A person who is an even bigger douchebag than your average run of the mill douchebag.
This guy I work with told me he just broke up with his online girlfriend and he told me he wanted to fuck anything that walks. Then he asked if i had any single friends. Later that day the doucheyer sent me a LinkedIn request with a winky face and his number and told me to text him sometime.
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The state or condition of showing douche like behavior.
Franny was on top of her doucheyness when she cut off that guy in during rush hour.
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The practice of being a total & complete douche bag.
Describing the common behavior of a typical Jack-ass
I detected an awful lot of doucheyism in that family
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A chad who plays the violin.
Damn look at that douchey violin player, he's so full of himself.
a 'douchey taco' is a little stupid bastard who likes to look at men's buttocks but pretends to like women.
"Man, he was a douchey taco?"
"Yeah but at least he was trying to hide it by dating a girl."
What your girlfriend can be after you deny her sex...
Me: Naw no sex tonight babe...
Girlfriend: Ugh you're not even on your period I hate you. *slams door in face*
Me: Well maybe if you weren't such a Douchey McDouchebag I wouldn't mind having sex with you.
used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."
Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."