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A Bakers Dozen is 13 of something. 12 is a dozen, but because bakers used to have extra dough left over after baking a dozen loaves of bread, they gathered it up to make one more!
Man: Woah man you've got so many cookies, give me some!
Man2: No way, dude! I only have a bakers dozen!
"I bought twelve arrows and immediately broke the first one, so now I have an archer's dozen."
When a car is filled full of guys to its passenger limit.
EX 1:
Dave: Do you want to want to take 1 car or 2? I can fit everybody in mine
Jamie: Two cars. It'll be a homo's dozen if we take just 1.
EX 2:
Jamie: Check out that Taurus with 5 dudes in it. A total homo's dozen
Steele: What a bunch of tools.
The act of masturbating 13 times in one day.
Hey Matt, I heard Jason member looks like a red snapper after completing the bater's dozen.
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Used to describe the phenomenon of achieving 13 wanks in a day.
Common with self-employed geeks and students.
Comparible to the finite number of times you can fold a piece of paper, the wanker's dozen is rarely beaten.
Derived from bakers dozen, except the bread rolls are spooge-filled tissues
Typical conversation:
M: "My bell end is red-raw."
J: "Why's that?"
M: "Wanker's Dozen"
J: "I am Not suprised"
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When one person gives another person 12 roses,11 real and 1 fake and tells them they'll love them till the last one dies.
"Did you see Ryan Love Dozen Erin? that was so sweet."