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A common sentance used when two people get pissed at each other on CB radios.
Bravo999: hey Shotgun you wanna take that shit to the truck stop?
Shotgun: nah your not worth it
Bravo999: fine then im gonna park in your driveway
Shotgun: no im really just an 8 year old kid.
Bravo999: you shouldent have started this shit boy
Shotgun: I'm telling my daddy! *Goes off crying*
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Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.
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The act of soaking the man's lower back, asscrack, butthole, and grundle with a steaming mix of milk thistle and animal cum (any mammal). Often done as a ceremonial, and often sexual, precursor to gay analingus.
At first it was just a hookup. But I could tell it was evolving into something more when he said he wanted to clear the driveway before we went any further.
A sexual act wherein you place three Hoy Wheels on your sex partner's face and then urinate on them.
I gave that bitch the Driveway Face
whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)
The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.
The act of dancing in your driveway or garage upon learning that your spouse or significant other will be out of town for an extended period of time.
Did you hear that Karl's wife is going to Panama for a week on a business trip? Karl is already doing the driveway dance.
(n) - Group of dudes standing in another guy's driveway while he works on something (usually a vehicle). Typically not there to help but to drink beer, talk sports, and avoid home.
1. Jen's husband has turned into a total Driveway Derelict ever since her mom moved in with them!
2. On any given Saturday, this neighborhood is FULL of Driveway Derelicts.