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A common sentance used when two people get pissed at each other on CB radios.
Bravo999: hey Shotgun you wanna take that shit to the truck stop?
Shotgun: nah your not worth it
Bravo999: fine then im gonna park in your driveway
Shotgun: no im really just an 8 year old kid.
Bravo999: you shouldent have started this shit boy
Shotgun: I'm telling my daddy! *Goes off crying*
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Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.
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When you disrespect someone to the highest extent. You just want to shit in their fucking driveway , dawg.
Robertos best friend fucked his girlfriend so Roberto walks up to Kyle and simply says “I’ll shit in your driveway”
When a clean shaven man goes down on a woman hard!!
Dude, after this clean cut and shave I can't wait to get home to lady to Buff Her Driveway.
The act of soaking the man's lower back, asscrack, butthole, and grundle with a steaming mix of milk thistle and animal cum (any mammal). Often done as a ceremonial, and often sexual, precursor to gay analingus.
At first it was just a hookup. But I could tell it was evolving into something more when he said he wanted to clear the driveway before we went any further.
When you take out a scooter, bike, skateboard, etc, and go to the top of a driveway and roll down to the road and to the next driveway, and back again, and again until you stop.
Andy: Hey Mike
Mike: What
Andy: Wanna go driveway surfing?
Mike: Yeah sure, with what though?
Andy: We only have scooters...
Mike: Oh yeah right...
A sexual act wherein you place three Hoy Wheels on your sex partner's face and then urinate on them.
I gave that bitch the Driveway Face