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A common sentance used when two people get pissed at each other on CB radios.
Bravo999: hey Shotgun you wanna take that shit to the truck stop?
Shotgun: nah your not worth it
Bravo999: fine then im gonna park in your driveway
Shotgun: no im really just an 8 year old kid.
Bravo999: you shouldent have started this shit boy
Shotgun: I'm telling my daddy! *Goes off crying*
Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.
Associated with lowlife wannabe reta*ds who do nothing but argue on the internet and think they're the shit due to their inflated Superiority Complex. All they do is ruin your day and drive away finding other victims to fall to their menacing mental disabality.
Chadwick Dicklick: Bruhhh you're so gay, did you know F in J.F.K stands for I fucked your mom
Sum Ting Won: ok??
Chadwick Dicklick: bro like you sound really sus but do you want to talk about politics and show you how I'm always right about my views regardless of what you say.
Sum Ting Won: no and you kinda sound like a Driveway Idiot right now
When a clean shaven man goes down on a woman hard!!
Dude, after this clean cut and shave I can't wait to get home to lady to Buff Her Driveway.
The act of soaking the man's lower back, asscrack, butthole, and grundle with a steaming mix of milk thistle and animal cum (any mammal). Often done as a ceremonial, and often sexual, precursor to gay analingus.
At first it was just a hookup. But I could tell it was evolving into something more when he said he wanted to clear the driveway before we went any further.
When you take out a scooter, bike, skateboard, etc, and go to the top of a driveway and roll down to the road and to the next driveway, and back again, and again until you stop.
Andy: Hey Mike
Mike: What
Andy: Wanna go driveway surfing?
Mike: Yeah sure, with what though?
Andy: We only have scooters...
Mike: Oh yeah right...
when you stick it in, then just let it go limp while you both read books.
We wanted to catch up on Harry Potter, so we were sleeping in the driveway.