sky dryer

Device to rid the sky from clouds. Can only be operated by awesome flying ninjas. The advice resembles a katana with a violet blade. The sky dryer is unique and it is said, that is most often used to confuse the weather forecast. It's current location is unkown, however it has been spotted in several places all over the globe such as New York, Tokio, Bern and Wellington.

Recently a saying has evolved, regarding the managing of BBQ-parties.

Elvis: Aww! Man I was expecting rain today. If I knew this I would had the BBQ today.
Michael: Probably some dude used the sky dryer. These guys never stop.

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Dryer Lint

Dry·er Lint
noun
Good cannabis, especially as smoked in cigarettes.
synonyms: cannabis, hashish, hemp, sinsemilla; informalpot, dope, grass, weed, Mary Jane, bud, hash, bhang, kef, ganja, locoweed; reefer, doob, spliff, toke, roach

Picked up some dank ass dryer lint earlier, you tryna do laundry?

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blow dryer

a hand-held hair dryer; my girlfriend

I'ma blow you dry.

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fix the dryer

Its slang for taming the one eyed monster(jacking off)

Zenner- "Yo u guys i gotta fix the dryer i think its on the frits again."

Wasted- " stfu dude ur just going to whack off"

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blow dryer poopie

Blow dryer poopie, often referred to as BDP, is the act of using a common hair dryer for heat while pooping. BDPs are most common during the winter months when the toilet seat is especially cold.

I didn't want to my blow dryer poopie to end but my legs started getting numb.

I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.

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hiroshima hair dryer

A big ol turbo for your import car

Dude what are you getting next for your car?

Oh! The Hiroshima hair dryer is what I was thinking, maybe a Songhai spinny boi

boston blow dryer

when you are getting a blowjob and you jizz on her face then you quickly roll over and fart in her face there fore blow drying the jizz off of her face

jessica felt very ashamed after alex boston blow dryer the jizz off her face

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