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An Instagram influencer who travels to Dubai to get pooped on by wealthy Arab men for large sums of money.
Seeing that she had no brand deals on Instagram, Yulia concluded the only way the influencer could pay for her trip was by becoming a Dubai Porta Potty.
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Repton School Dubai is the most expensive school in Dubai. It is the only boarding school in the Middle East, It will cost you a leg and your kidney to send your kids to Repton, even if they will not board. The school is a "British" school, but is full of rich Arabs who come to school in a new car everyday. The school is massive, It's the biggest in the Middle East, and looks like a medieval castle, probably why almost everybody calls it Hogwarts. Most students are rich and stupid, but there's a lot of high achievers who are quite smart and value the high standard of education the school offers; most teachers are really good but there are some that can't teach to save their lives and are annoying and stupid as shit. Students wear smart posh uniforms, including a tie, blazer, a formal white shirt, and polished black leather shoes; students are sorted into 8 different houses, and each house has a unique tie for their students to wear. The houses are as follows: Jumeirah House, Latham House, Formarke House, Brooke House, Dahl House, School House, Orchard House, and New House. Huge, influential and rich families have sent their children to Repton School Dubai, including royalty from many different countries, about a fifth of the students are boarders, and pay double the school fees just to remain at school after day hours, If you have a huge amount of money to spend, and want your child to experience luxury while at school, then Repton School Dubai would be the best choice!
Chemistry Teacher: What is an Ionic Bond?
Student (while texting on their 4 iPhones): Hold on miss I'm texting my driver to send my maids to bring me my Gucci school shoes to wear, because mine are dirty!
Chemistry Teacher: Anyone else?
Another student (while typing notes on their iPad): It's a strong electrostatic force of attraction between positively charged and metal ions and negatively charged non metal ions! Also what's the time? My Rolex watch doesn't seem to be working properly, the time on it looks wrong and I wanna know how many minutes are left till break!
Other student (while checking his Cartier watch): My watch reads 11:48! You can always rely on Cartier!
Chemistry Teacher: This is the difference between normal schools and Repton School Dubai!
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the worst school someone could attend, teachers can’t teach, every student is a chammak and think it’s cool to juul. it’s the most racist and homophobic school you’ll ever see, if you’re gay this school will be the death of you. teachers are in their midlife crisis and honestly don’t know what they’re doing. every girl in this school is a fucking snake, i’ve been in this school for 10 years and i’ve only met one fucking girl that wasn’t a snake. there’s probably one attractive guy in the whole boys section, last but not least, every student is depressed and is really close to ending their own life, and if they’re somehow not depressed, they’re faking it.
every person who attends dubai national school: *commits genocide*
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Western girls (pornstars and IG models mostly) are flown into Dubai for the purpose of being gangbanged by many Arab men. At these parties the men will DP and GB the girls and sometimes make the girls have sex with animals or the men will defecate on the girls (hence the porta potty aspect). After the parties the girls will go home with $50-75k for the few days work.
Mary loves Dubai Porta Parties, for just 3 days work she can buy a new car.
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The Millenium school Dubai: is a school that is having an identity crisis. In their heart, the school is an indian school, but it tries to fit in with international and western style schools, but all the teachers are indian, so they carry the indian respect, supremacist, obedience, discipline style of teaching. The school tries to act like modern schools only so that they can charge extra fees.
Definiton:The Millenium school Dubai is a fake, hypocritical school having an identity crisis
Child: So you go to The Millenium school Dubai
Other child: Yeah
Child: RIP
So i need a definition to submit this, so the definition is:
The milleniums is a fake, hypocritical school having an identity crisis
A VERY GAY SCHOOL. EVERYONE HERE IS GAY. CLASS OF 2024 IS VERY ANNOYING AND SO GAY. EVERYONE IS A BITCH BUT THE BIGGEST BITCH IS WEIL*N AND FAB*OLA U KNOW IF YOU KNOW
me: what school do u go to?
poor kid: the Philippine school Dubai
me: that’s gay
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It's a sex term that when you have sex you cover your dick in cocaine then have your gf fart on it to get the warm sensational feeling then have your gf like the balls so they stick to the cocaine then shove your dick in her ass then like it and get high
Ohh it's sooo goood (Dubai drug fart)
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