Duct Tape

Nuclear fallout protection, also good for stopping chemical/biologilcal attacks.

You better get some duct tape before osama throws down on your behind.

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Duct Tape

Duct Tape turns 'no no no' into 'mmmm mmm mmm'

After Jason duct taped his girlfriend Allie's mouth; her protest at him duct taping her to the bed were turned into moans of agreement.

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Duct Tape

Americans were fooled by George W.Bush into buying it in case of some Iraqi chemical attack, which never happened, because Iraq already got rid of their WMDs by the time Bush decided to waste tax dollars by starting an illegal oil war.

Now, many Americans don't know what to do with all that duct tape they bought.

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Screaming Duct tape

When you patch a piece of Duct tape to a person, rip it off, and (while in pain with their mouth open) , cum in their mouth

Why are u putting a piece of duct tape on me?
RIP!
Owww!!!!!!
Squirt.
What was that?
I did a Screaming Duct tape on you.

duct tape is silver

Silence might be golden, but duct tape is silver.

Teacher: Silence is golden.
Awesomest kid ever: Yeah, but duct tape is silver.
Class: OOOOOOHHHHH DAAAMMMMNNN

Duct Tape Dubber

Someone who drives, maintains, and enhances (usually for aesthetics and/or performance) a vehicle made by Volkswagen, but whom does not possess the resources or finances to use quality parts to do so.

The term is derived from the use of duct tape and zip ties to hold together certain parts on a Duct Tape Dubber's car. Usually parts of the body like the bumpers.

(Pointing at a Mark I Rabbit with the muffler zip-tied in place) "There goes Tim, he's a real Duct Tape Dubber"

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Operation Duct Tape

Fixing defenses by any means of throwing down the most pitiful excuse for an obstacle, giving just enough time to distract & deal with the enemy.

"oh, shit!! The Ogres destroyed the blockades! Operation Duct Tape!!"