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An internet troll on Strip club review sites. He has created the system for landing drugged out strippers to sleep with him outside the club. He has a fictional family consisting of a wife and two kids , sometimes the wife is gone to prison and he has sole custody...sometimes she is at home cooking. He drinks Jack and coke at the bar of every club he goes to. He sucks Tom Brady's cock weekly. He avoids all meet ups with other strip club fans.
Look at that loser... Tha must be Rick Dugan
I broke up with Pervy Dugan because he talked about lesbian porn and masturbation on our first date, and told me his fantasies of seeing me with another girl...and honey, I highly doubt that.
Pervy Dugan: Do you masturbate?
Me: This is our first date, Pervy Dugan.
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when you get the beer shits in the shower and u black out trying to eat them of the floor.
i had a dirty dugan problem last evening in the lavatory at my kissing cousins house.
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Failure as a result of one's own carelessness.
Walking with an untied shoe, Billy pulled a sloppy dugan when he tripped and shattered his pelvis.
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The sexy beast of the human world. The most amazing person ever. Some people even worshipped his name in the early 1800's. His name makes all who oppose him quake in fear. He is all around amazing!
"wow... Patrick Dugan"
"All hail Patrick Dugan"
"gigity"
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An ex-boyfriend of mine who always wanted to get in my pants/skirt and who always wanted me to get in his pants in public. And in my parents' office and stuff.
Then Horny Dugan got mad at me because I wouldn't give him a hand-job in the kitchen.
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A lifestyle of not giving a fuck about anyone but ones self. The ability to be independent and do anything and everything you want with your life. Like being emancipated and not having to worry about anything but yourself and keep yourself happy.
Usually after being in a horrible relationship for so long you go and just experience everything you were held back from!
Party, smoke, drink, and sex
Friend: You finally left that loser ass boyfriend, what are you going to do?
You: Live an Erin Dugan lifestyle<3
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