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When a man ejaculates in their partners anus and when the penis starts to become floppy, their partner farts and inflates the foreskin.
"John was doin his burd up the arse and when they finished she gave him a Dundee Fluffy"
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A design museum that has split the people of Dundee like Brexit split the UK. It has one main gallery with other temporary spaces and a massive foyer space with a small cafe and shop.
“A living room for the city” - architect Kengo Kuma
Some town in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere. It has a couple high schools, where everyone only gets the equivalent of a second grade education. The school offers a few basic programs:
English
Math
Science
Ass Fucking
Spanish
AP Ass Fucking
Recess
History
Also the area is riddled with drunks, hardcore alcoholics, stoners, and stinky nigger kids.
"Yo Man, You wanna roll up to Dundee, NY?"
"Nah, Fuck That Son, I don't want to get smoke bombed, raped, or both. . . at the same time."
Hi, I'm Jason
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The proper name for the "alligator fuckhouse" sex act. During intercourse (vaginal/anal) when nearing climax, either partner latches onto the other with their teeth, upon their neck or shoulder and proceeds to death roll with their significant other. Usually rolling off the bed while maintaining penetration, this can be very satisfying for each as the depth of insertion increases significantly.
Things got wild the other night, and she pulled a pulled a Crocodile Dundee on me; bitch pulled me onto the floor, and bruised my hip.
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"Here pal, gonnie lend us a dundee quid so ah can go get a mint-mojo?"
"Im fucking skint - i dont even hae a dundee quid in ma breeks!"
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A person from Australia who feels that Australia is the center of the universe. This is a person who has an attitude problem towards the rest of the world, is racist even when poor genetics and bad teeth prevent anyone from taking them seriously.
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The original waterless shower. No shower? No problem! Just apply your spray on deodorant liberally and your good to go!
Mark - Did you see the queue for the showers this morning?
Johnny - Aye, I just went for a Dundee Shower instead!
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