i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard

If someone says this to you its clear that they very much disagree with what you say even if its a fact

Triangle: you're pointless
Circle: i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard

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don't shit where you eat

do not scew up or screw someone from where you work and or play.

Joe is screwing sally from work and she is busting his balls all the time while working, just riding his ass all the time. Well, he should know that you "don't shit where you eat"

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Don't play where you eat

When a customer comes in with her son and you make references towards having relations with her in front of her son but then rescind the other by using work as an excuse.

Mom: What are you doing later?
Employee: I'm sorry but I subscribe to the methodology of Don't play where you eat.

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Must like to eat until you pass out

1. Terrible place for anyone outside the state...hell, terrible for anyone outside the city.

2. Ignorant, lazy, pathetic, fat, stupid people sweating in a city that is unbelieveably hot.

3. Terrible education system. Kids walk around dirty, speaking broken english and breaking into cars.

4. Absolutely no progress. This city has no decent jobs, it is nearly impossible to become middle class,has ugly architecture, huge bugs and refuses to live in the 21st century! I am black and I am telling other blacks here, "SLAVERY IS OVER!!! MARTIN LUTHER KING IS DEAD!!! GET A DAMN JOB, PUT YOUR KIDS IN THE TUB AND STOP LYING AROUND WAITING FOR HANDOUTS!!!" People make me sick.

5. The place where I will not raise my children! I am leaving here after my lease ends which is 2008, and heading for DC, Atlanta or New York City.

6. Closed minded to anyone who is not american black or white, Christian, conservative and overweight. Must like huge amounts of pork, bar-b-q, trash talking other people that are not like you and eating until your blood pressure is 300/200. Must not want to weigh less than 350 pounds.

Well I said quite a bit in the definition; but I will repeat here. If you wish to live in Memphis, you must like to eat until you pass out, steal, murder, refuse to speak proper english, talk about the white man holdin' you down daily, reject education, talk loudly, have several kids with different men yet talk about Jesus to whoever will listen, eat pork and not have any concept of what is happening outside of the city.

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Shower, eat and let you know

This is the phrase used by a Cheeser, a Cheese-out or Roid McCheeseout when he is attempting to prolong the time before his cheese is properly identified.

Daren asks "Jarryd, do you want to go out tonight?"
To which Jarryd responds "Lemme shower, eat and let you know".
Jarryd will not be going out tonight. He is cheese-ing.

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I'll make you eat your parents

A phrase uttered by Cartman on south park a few times throughout the fifth season. Cartman, in the show, actually DID make Scott Tennerman eat his own parents. I should also mention, that that episode is by far the best episode of south park. (Scott Tennerman Must Die)

"I'll make you eat your parents."
"What? What did you say?"
"Nothing."

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This is how you eat a Big Mac nigga

This is the phrase you say when someone destroys your Big Mac from applebee's and youre just like da fuck nigga?

This is how you eat a Big Mac nigga. What the fuck nigga why you do dat?

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