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A man who has stirrups that extend from his arms at the flick of a wrist, in order to provide a comfortable place for his woman to put her feet while he eats her juicy pussy. Often one stirrup is equipped with a flashlight in case he wants to see the muff he is diving into.
I was making out with BJ last night and as he was starting to go down on me he quickly transformed into edward stirrup hands....it was amazing, I got to just lay back, relax and enjoy it without having to hold my legs apart.
A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit
Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?
I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!
When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.
I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed
A song by the best band of all time, mom jeans
Person 1: what's ur favorite mom jeans song?
Person 2: Edward 40 hands
A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.
"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."
Edward 40 Loco hands is when you tape a 40 on one hand and a 4 loco on the other and have to drink it in under 15 minutes or you get punched in the face!
Hey bro why did you get knocked out! bruhhhh i couldnt make it 15 minutes in edward 40 loco hands!🤢
Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.
Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands