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The sexual act in which the woman is on the bed in doggy style position and the man rubs his feet across a carpeted floor to "energize his eel" with static electricity and shocks the woman in the pussy or ass before insertion.
(this works best in dry climates)
I was about to put a dent in Mary's ass but I gave her The Electric Eel and she jump right out the bed!
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a long skinny turd that wraps around the inside of the turlet bowl.
I just dropped a turlet eel so long it made a 360 around the bowl. There was no room left for turlet paper.
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Fat eeling is refering to the action you take when trying to loose weight. It is when people (in most cases) have run out of options and turn to electrotheropey or shock treatment.
Speach use:
"I heard Sharon is getting lipo-suction because she's quite plump."
"No, she's getting fat eeling"
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Pornography involving the insertion of live wriggling eels into sexual orifices. Primarily enjoyed by perverts, sexual deviants, eelophiles, and aquatic pet store employees.
Hank: "Dude, I was going through some of my dad's videos last night, and I found a bunch of eel porn!"
George: "That's messed up. People who watch eel porn are sick fucks."
Hank: "Why are you squeezing your legs together like that? What's coming out of your shorts? Eew, is that an eel?!"
Hank's dad: "Hi there, Hank! Say, who's your friend? I think I saw him in a video one time!"
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The act of being vaginally or anally fucked with a live electric eel.
Getting a hard stiff cock in his ass just isn't enough anymore....Mikey needs the Real Eel.
Siamese Eel refers to a rare sex act with a man that has two penises. The 2nd penis can be either natural, as in the popular Reddit post where a man with two functioning penises created an Ask Me Anything, or artificial.
The term was recently popularized in the show Schitt’s Creek where the character, Moira Rose, feared her series of “tasteful nudes” were leaked on the internet. One of the search terms of the photos were Siamese Eel.
Friend 1: I had a Siamese Eel last night
Friend 2: that’s a myth
Friend 1: *shows photo of Siamese Eel*
Friend 2: how did you even get
Friend 1: there’s a video