Any text message consisting of less than four words which is usually sent from a distracted or disinterested party. Opposite of "Bible Text"
"Hey man what's going on with that girl you met last weekend?"
"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"
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Incredibly accurate and reliable.
The urban dictionary is about as reliable as an eight ball in a washing machine.
a gang bang gone bad, when 4 guys (i: 8 testicles) whip their penises in a circular motion (ie: tornado) around a girl and proceed to ejaculate on her face and/or hair. during the ejaculation phase the 4 guys sing "im walkin' on sunshine wooohooo". during this phase the girl punches each pair of balls so that the four males pass out(ie purple), leaving her the only person standing (ie royale).
"hey man this girl was giving me attitude at the local walmart so i told her i would give her the purple eight ball tornado royale"
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having 3.5 grams of meth or coke in your asshole so the cops search you and do not find it
i got an eight ball in my corner pocket(get bucked)young buck
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When a man has sex with two women, and enters all six holes.
Last week I went home with Jimmy and Karen and we let him play Eight-ball with us.
When you normally play billiards quite well, but when it comes down to you and the black - you choke.
Eight Ball Syndrome