elevator captain

The person who stands in front of the buttons in the elevator and asks everyone what floor they would like pushed. Not to be confused with elevator attendant or operator. The elevator captain is just some doofus who insists on standing really close to the buttons so he/she can be the only one to push them.

The dork who thought he was the elevator captain leered at me when I asked him to push "69."

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Turman Elevator

The slowest elevator in the world. Located in Turman Hall of Emory University, the Turman Elevator is the bane of all Turman residents.

"The DUC food will have improved by the time the Turman Elevator moves from 1st floor to 2nd floor"

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Elevator Person

Someone you wish you could be stuck in an elevator with. It can be because you want to become closer with them, you want to air out grievances you’ve had with them, or you just want to have a generally honest conversation with them. The point is, you’re stuck talking to each other.

If Olivia and I talked more I bet we’d be good friends, they’re sort of my elevator person.

There’s so much I wish I could say to Jamie, they’re definitely my elevator person.

Elevator Pilot

Noun - what you call a guy, usually in a College Dorm, that has been taped to a chair and placed in the elevator with only his underpants on, then you press every button and send him on his journey for all to see.

Note: Easier if the intended victim (Pilot) is excessively drunk.

"The next time Edgar pukes in our room, we make him the Elevator Pilot. That'll teach him."

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Elevator action

Laying a fart on an elevator and getting off on the next floor.

I am pretty bored but playing Elevator action always cheers me up.

Elevator-vacator

Stinky bastard who gets his/her kicks from cracking off hot sulphur clouds all day in elevators.

"See ya later, alligator!"
"Nooo, see YOU later elevator vacator!"
"Gimme five!"

SLAP

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Elevator Shimmy

Synchronized caressing hand motions on the back of another person during a face-to-face romantic encounter. When the hand motions are not synchronized this is referred to as the modified elevator shimmy.

Eric: Any luck tonight?

Mike: Yeah, I guess. I used the elevator shimmy.

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