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A puppet on Sesame Street who spends all his time eating shit sandwiches.
First, Elmo watches the sandwich being made. Now he is eating the sandwich. And now he is shitting out the sandwich.
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Not being able to tell a sinple story without adding in a few cheeky lies here and there.
We went on a bike ride and his wheel came off and rolled down the hill at 100mph
Elmoing
Is a demon and you know it 😤
Hey there buckaroo it’s me Elmo
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All the kids in kindergarten worship their god, Elmo, the God of toddlers.
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A perv and a sex affender... and a fag... and a carnivor.
Elmo rapes and eats children in their sleep.
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The sweetest love of my life MMWA
Elmo is the bestestestestestest
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