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When the popular app, "Words with Friends" becomes a game of malicious intent, and in turn results in the integrity of the game being soiled by Google searches. Such suspicion will lead to the inevitable dissolution of the friendship.
Jay- "Yesterday our game of 'Words with Friends' became 'Words with Enemies' when John used the word amitive to spell four other words."
Tommy-"What a scrub."
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Enemy of God is the 2005 album of the teutonic thrash metal band Kreator. This album is totaly brutal, infusing elements of Black and Death metals (such as blast beats, down tuned guitars, distorted vocals). There is also the albums title track, Enemy of god, which describes the concept of a war to end all wars.
"Enemy of God
Answer to no one
Bringing war from heaven
A thousand fires buuuuuuuuuuurn!
A thousand fires burn..."
-Enemy of God, Enemy of God, 2005, Kreator
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When you have fecal matter position for launch out of your anus in a social situation where excusing yourself will be embarassing. Therefor the turd becomes your enemy. Another word for prairie dogging.
Did you see Brian's face turn green at the Christmas party before he excused himself? I think he had an enemy at the gate cause it smelled bad for a second.
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A situation in which both people share an equal hatred of the other but are still sexually attracted to one another, hence the, "With Benifits" part of the name.
Guy: God! Why do you have to be such a dirty bitch all the time?!
Girl: Oh yea? Well why do you have to be such a dick all the time!?
Guy: I'm not a dick you slut!
Girl: I'm not a slut you bastard!
Guy: CUNT!!
Girl: ASS-CLOWN!!
Guy: ARE YOU AS TURNED ON RIGHT NOW AS I AM?!?
Girl: WHEN WE'RE DONE FIGHTING OVER THIS WE SHOULD REALLY HAVE ANGRY SEX YOU FUCKER!!
Guy: *splutters, considers, then shrugs* FINE! BUT DON'T OBJECTIFY ME WHORE!!
(hot angry sex insues)
Me: And that my friends, is Enemies With Benifits. *bows*
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It's a nick name for the best DJ of the world, DJ Stoupe. Often will hear him as "Stoupe, the enemy of man kind." He is in an islamic, heavily religious underground hip-hop band called Jedi Mind Tricks (BESTBANDEVAR).
"yo yo yo yo yo yo jedi mind baby
Iledelph stand by, baby, naw I'm sayin? Ikon the Hologram
JusAllah, Jusallah
My man Chico, enemy of mankind......"
Jedi Mind Tricks - Retaliation
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An exciting WWII based first person shooter. Creative and unique, this game is offered free of charge.
I played Enemy Territory today and enjoyed panzerfausting people as they whined and whined.
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Any comedian who used to be funny but now stars in exclusively terrible, unfunny movies. People who were never funny, such as Rob Schneider, are not technically classified as Enemies of Comedy.
Eddie Murphy is the #1 most wanted Enemy of Comedy for his long list of horrible movies following his awesome stand-up, time on early SNL, and first few good movies.
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