Random
Source Code

Kosher Entrance

Entering a home or establishment via a neighbouring roof or fence. A signature move popularised by Jewish worshipers in Melbourne trying to circumvent illegal synagogue gatherings during lockdown.

Will: "Steve I didn't see you come in, when did you get to the party?"
Steve: "I made a kosher entrance around the back about 10 minutes ago."

by ArminTamzarian September 16, 2021


rear entrance

The ass
The hole at the bottom of the back.
Mainly for delivery of waste, but occasionally used for sexual pleasure

I'd love to enter your rear entrance!

by The Agronomist August 3, 2022


rear entrance

The ass, the hole in the bottom of the back.
Mainly designed for exits, but some enjoy having things (cocks, dildos, butt plugs) entering it, for sexual pleasure.

I shoved my shaft up her rear entrance last night.

John entered my rear entrance yesterday.

I prefer to use the rear entrance, instead of the front, to be sure I don't end up with a child.

by The Agronomist August 30, 2022


Scottish Entrance

When one walks into a party already drunk and almost immediately proceeds to fall down a set of stairs. Though originally inspired by a redheaded Scottish carpenter this term may be applied to any companion who possesses both a habitual tendency to get a little rowdy and a distinct and comical clumsiness that often leads to the amusement of their friends.

2 friends walk into a party, followed by another friend.
*CRASH BANG CLANG*
(Without looking back, one friend turns to another)
“Fuck, that was {insert Scottish friends name here}, wasn’t it?”

“Yep. Making a Scottish entrance I suppose.”

by Skydog7 May 21, 2024


french entrance

The act of sliding your middle finger against someone’s had during a handshake

Ricky: Bro, you know Robbie?
Yak: Yeah! The bastard always tried to give me a French entrance

by Yak Horseman September 21, 2021


Cultured entrance

Enter a room unannounced and wait for those in the room to notice you first. Cultured people do not like to knock before entering a room because it reminds them too much of the popo knocking down their doors after a brief knock to catch them committing a crimes.

Shaq Mugabe did a cultured entrance today into my office, and I barely even noticed him come in!

My paralegal, Shaniqua Shanene, did a cultured entrance into my office today, and I just ignored her because she couldn’t be bothered to announce herself.

by Dr. Cultured June 2, 2018