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Two envelopes would mean that you love (someone or something). I envelope emoji you.
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when you put the dick AND balls BOTH in the pussy
"Damn, I took Maureen home last night and stuffed the envelope"
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word used to encourage someone at a particular sport to try harder. the 'envelope' is their goal. its rather a peculiar slogan, but quite a funny thing to say to someone who you want to succeed.
(1) so jeff, hows it going with that girl you've been talking to??
(2) pretty good, i'm going to go over to her now.
(1) wait, jeff!
(2) yes??
(1) max the envelope!
(2) you bet i will player!
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when you take your penis and face it down towards your balls and then grab your scrotum and try and stretch it over your penis until its covered.
can i show you my buffalo envelope?
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When one makes the vagina wet and uses the "juices" to seal a Manilla Envelope and mail a letter to his Grandmother.
On Phone after Manilla Enveloping:
Grandma: Thank you for the letter Jonny, but why does it smell like fish?
Jonny: It went through France and Lindsey says your welcome.
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(noun) A vagina; a meat wallet.
I slammed her meat envelope well.
Most everone's hands had been on her meat envelope.
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When your girl isnt in the mood and rolls over. well her mistake! She passes out and you proceed to wack off, when you about to nut, you aim right between her ass cheecks. When she wakes up, she will be opening your sealed envelope
Wendy wouldnt bang me last night, so I gave her a sealed envelope.
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