burt and ernie

to sit unreasonably close to your friend when there is plenty of room elsewhere

I looked down at the long strech of open bench, and wondered why my friend was trying to make us into burt and ernie

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Bert and Ernie

Ernie Bery

Bert hi
Ernie hi Bert and Ernie

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Bert and Ernie

A girl who is having a threesome with two guys, gets them rock hard and then leaves to get condoms, never returning, leaving two erect men in a room alone together.

-"I pretty much used these douchebags for drinks all night and when we got back to their place.."
-"You fucked them?"
-"Nope, Bert and Ernie."

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ernie orange

the color a person gets when they over tan, fake bake, or use self-tanning cream where the color does not look right most obvious in the winter months in the midwest. Named after the Sesame Street character of the same name and color; oompa loompa

Who is Esme trying to fool? It's winter... in Minnesota... pretty sure we don't have sun or beaches... she looks redic! Doesn't she know she's ernie orange?

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Bert and Ernie

refers to an usually fat middle-aged woman's saggy rack, supposedly because they resemble the character Bert from the children's TV show Sesame Street's long oval-shaped head.

That old fattie sure has a pair of Bert and Ernie's.

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Ernie Rillo

An allergy which causes artists to not drop music for an extremely long time.

Usually occurs in artists who actually make good and enjoyable music.

that nga ernie rillo cuz he dont drop shi!!

Bert and Ernie

Two friends where one is tall and skinny and the other is short and round, and both are usually kind of nerdy

“These two Bert and Ernie types kept trying to buy us drinks, and I was like, you couldn’t buy me enough alcohol to get me to go home with you.”