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You are on urban dictionary looking up high self esteem, are you ok
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When you jack off only to average-ish girls because you know the girls you really want are too far out of your league and you lack the courage even to fantasize about the girls you really want.
Chad had low self-esteem, so he only wanks in the shower to pictures of Becky when deep down he really wants Stacy
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The knock off of "Girls Gone Wild" featured on the hilarious TV show, Arrested Development.
Known to discriminate against the flat chested women (ie 'surfboards"). Has driven women to have breast implants so they can throw away their self esteem.
Participants get a hat.
Girls With Low Self Esteem Producer: "Ok ladies, here's the deal. You have breasts, we have have hats. Show your breasts, you get a hat. If anyone wants to get back a daddy, nows the time!"
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When a woman thinks her man/significant other is so hot that every person they come across wants to have sex with them.
You have a case of Low Snatch-esteem issues when you feel the need to text or call your spouse non-stop and accuse them constantly of wanting to have sex with every woman they come in contact with.
High self esteem pussy means that you will ask no questions during sex. You know your pussy is good, and you know when your man cums. This term was created by cupcakKe, who sang about it and explained it during the Genius interview of Duck Duck Goose.
High self esteem pussy means I’m not gonna ask you, “Oh did you come?” I already know you came motherfucker. “Oh, is my pussy good?” No, I already know it’s good. I have high self-esteem pussy, which some of you bitches need. Don’t be asking questions. No questions. During sex. At all. It’s a fucking turn off, ya’ll.
Also known as esteemed Character actress and fugitive of the law Margo Martindale. The esteemed character actress is such a powerful character actress it is said that after the incident in Yorba Linda she was able to do an arc on the goodwife without being identified. When asked how she went on a nationally broadcasted tv show without being caught esteemed character actress margo Martindale said that she disappeared in the roll
LA times person- hold on… are you telling me Esteemed characte actress and fugitive of the law Margo Martindale has been living in your boat
Bojack - Is this one of those situations where everything we discuss is confidential due to customer service rep client privilege
LA times person - of course
Bojack - than yes Margo Martindale is living in my boat
A.K.A Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale
One's confidence in their own use of technology. Self-esteem related to technology. Whether one feels intimidated by new technology.
I have trouble switching to a new phone, I have low tech-esteem.