The orignal Cyuza was a no life minecrafter with HORRENDOUS WIFI 1kbph, but the Evolved Cyuza now has a variety of games he plays. Such as fortnite, minecraft and splonky. He is still very much a simp, and both he and his girlfriend will hurt u if u insult them(personal experience). AND HES GETTING GOOD WIFI. IKR I DONT EVEN BELIVE IT. You may be thinking he must be upgrading his whole setup but no. When a Evolved Cyuza is cranking 90s in fn it still sounds like hes in a factory. When one finds a wild Evolved Cyuza in nature make sure to pull out ur tourist camera bc its such a rare sight.
Tips if one finds a wild Evolved Cyuza:
1. Dont insult else u might be around for as long as u thought.
2. If one begs for ++ he will eventualy give it to you
3. If one wants a free hypixel rank just f add Cyuza
Stranger: calls Evolved Cyuza marshy
Evolved Cyuza Gf: dms stranger u have 1 day to live
Philly slang, meaning
“Where you been (at)” which is the informal for “You late”
Do better, what you just said is beneath me
Bro 1: bro where that pizza at
Bro 2: I killed tht shit, evolve.
Sis 1: oh girl you just bought that?
Sis 2: no, my nigga bought it, evolve.
Hater: Oh that’s fasionova?
Real Bitch: No versace, evolve
When you tank an iconic beer brand brand by associating it with groomers.
We have no choice bur to “evolve and elevate” since sales have “been in decline for a really long time.” - Alissa Heinerscheid, vice president of marketing at Bud Light
First insert your penis into Henry's ass then hum is 280p before you cum then receive God's verdict and make love to men
To become a higher being I evolved how to evolve
First insert your penis into Henry's ass then hum is 280p before you cum then receive God's verdict and make love to men
To become a higher being I evolved how to evolve
First insert your penis into Henry's ass then hum is 280p before you cum then receive God's verdict and make love to men
To become a higher being I evolved how to evolve