pulled an execut

When you wake up really late.

I really pulled an execut today.

executive time

Time spent alone in bed, performing unproductive activities like watching television, playing on a cell phone or masturbating.

"President Trump’s official day typically doesn’t begin until 11 A.M. and ends relatively early, around 6 P.M., to accommodate 'Executive Time.' ”

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executive time

Time better spent by stable geniuses, such as watching Fox TV or tweeting.

Had to reschedule world peace initiatives, as they conflicted with my executive time.

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executive bathroom

The bathroom in most corporate offices reserved for handicapped people, but frequently used by those without disabilities. Termed "executive" for its spacious interior and superior placement in the back of the bathroom away from colleague's offensive odors.

"Aaron frequently uses the executive bathroom, but since everyone thinks he is handicapped, nobody says anything. That and his turds stink!"

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streets executive

1. A hustler, a dealer, an entrepreneur.
2. A person who is self-made e.g. came from rags to riches, from bottom to the top, from entry-level to become an executive.
3. An individual motivated by success that is known to conduct their business both legally and illegally to gain profits.
4. A person in a high level position within a crime organisation, who is considered to be highly valuable. A person in a position of power e.g. An executive of a company.

Smart guy, he's done well for himself, he's all about his money and success, he's a streets executive.

street executives

drug dealers.

they sell drugs.

yo i just got this sac from my street executives nigga this shits dank.

Executive Stance

A common stance taken at the men’s room urinal or toilet. The executive is hallmarked by an unusually wide stance (but not as wide as a Larry Craig), a slight lean forward towards the back wall supported by one arm/hand extended above the head and against the wall and one arm/hand holding and aiming the schlong as urine is released.

The executive is a sign of prowess and accomplishment. Whereas the common stance is simply standing with both hands down on the schlong.

I quickly assumed the executive stance to cut loose with the beer I just drank.

The restroom was full of dudes taking and executive stance.