STUPID-EXPENSIVE

SOMETHING THAT COSTS SO DAMNED MUCH THAT NO ONE OTHER THAN A MULTI-BILLIONARE CAN OR SHOULD BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO BUY IT. EITHER YOU OVER-PAID OR IT IS THE ABSOLUTE TOP-O-THE LINE IN THE UNIVERSE.

I KNOW THERE IS NO WAY THAT JIMMY COULD HAVE PAID FOR THOSE RIMS ON HIS MONTE-CARLO. THOSE THINGS ARE STUPID-EXPENSIVE.

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Expensive brother

Someone who is dear to you, and is like a brother, but even more expensive.

Jhon: “Thanks for letting me borrow your car, I left it in the garage with a full tank”

Henry: “for you, expensive brother, anything.”

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Expensive Style

Like Free-Style but not free. Possible better and harder to copy. Or a style that has taken a lot of time in perfecting. In sports or MC/DJing.

"This ain't Free-style bitch this is Expensive-style."

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It's VERY expensive

A slang term used to show that something is of extremely high class. Also used to show approval.

Snooty Country Club Woman 1: "My husband bought me three new jaguars and this new diamond ring after I threatened to divorce him and leave him with the kids. Do you like?"

Snooty Country Club Woman 2: "Oh, it's VERY expensive!"

Mexican Country Club Bus Boy: *grumble grumble* "fucking bitches."

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calorie expensive

a food that is way too high in calories to fit into one's current diet

Woah, that triple chocolate cheesecake is WAY too calorie expensive for me today; I've already hit my 1300 calories/day goal.

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expensive winge

A person who goes to all the most expensive restaurants and hotels in the world and does nothing but complain and then makes sure everybody in the world knows about it.

DAVE: I went to a hotel the other night, it cost over £1000 per night with the finest silk sheets and caviar, there was a bottle of champagne in the room with a box of the most expensive chocolates. we had lobster from room service a a glass of Louis XVI Brandy at £100 a shot. Then we had hot sex all night which finished with her having no back doors left..

Stan: Thats amazing did you enjoy it?

Dave: No it was Shit!!!!! Winge winge winge..

Stan: Fuck me not another expensive winge.

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normal expenses

1. rubbers, condoms, abortions, etc

2. a post-craigslist STD test/pregnancy test

3.a Paying for her when you go on a date, possibly to a hotel room

3.b Getting in a taxi to make that date possible.

4. Buying her five drinks when it i'll probably take ten to make her fuck you

5. craigslist inspired phrase that is difficult to comprehend.

6.

"I am looking for a open minded best friend who will help me, not looking for escorts or to have to pay someone other than normal expenses."

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