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america explain

What you say to America, when a random bunch of emos start hissing at you.

emos: *hissing at random guy*
random guy: america explain

by lavender, the obsessed mel fan October 14, 2019


Explain Simultaneous Equations

The thing you ask your stupid friend to define as a test of intelligence.

"Explain Simultaneous Equations."
"I can't, I'm too stupid."

by HappyCrocodile24 March 27, 2023


professor dave explains

based science guy
transcended debatelord
literally science Jesus right next to Einstein

Flat Earthers fear him

been watching Dave Farina on his channel, professor dave explains, i think i understand science now..

by Naxalite November 14, 2024


I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain

A way for the writers of destiny to ignore potholes

Writers: Dominus Gaul is capable of forcing the light out of the traveler!

D2 players: Then why doesnt he?

Writers: I dont have time to explain why I dont have time to explain

by StardustArcader June 7, 2020


Explain like I'm 5

Typically used on Reddit or AI language models like ChatGPT, this phrase is used wjem tje uiser would like something explained in an extremely simple and easy-to-understand way.

User: "Explain like I'm 5, what is the difference between a motherboard and a CPU?"
ChatGPT: "The motherboard is the robot's body with roads, and the CPU is the robot's brain that tells it how to move and think. They work together to make the robot work, just like in a computer!"

by WaterSpace September 29, 2023


International Explain-Joke day

On May 21, you can use any random fake shit you find on Urban Dictionary and sent it to someone as a joke. On May 22, you must explain the joke and the reason why you sent the Urban Dictionary definition.

*May 21*
Mark: Hey Lisa! It's national get a girlfriend day! Look at this screenshot from Urban Dictionary!

Lisa: Um.. I'm lesbian. I thought you knew that.

*May 22*
Lisa: Oh I get what you said yesterday! It's International Explain-Joke Day! This is the part where you explain that yesterday was a joke right? Thank god, I'm literally fucking lesbian you dumbass.

by overweightmilf May 21, 2021


sex explained

1) A man or a girl at school will get attracted to one another, because the man's penis is so large and the girl can see it, and go to one of their houses.
2) The girl will lead the man to her bedroom, and she'll strip down to nothing, revealing her vagina, and boobs.
3) The guy may squeeze the girl's boobs for a bit, or just enjoy looking at her vagina.
4) The girl will get the man to take off his clothes, revealing the penis. After that, the girl will go down to her hands and knees.
5) The girl opens her mouth, and closes her lips on the penis, while the man cums in her mouth.
6) Once the girl is finished swallowing cum, the man grabs the girl by the ass, and throws her onto the bed.
7) The man will take his penis and shove it into the vagina, and the girl will screech a little bit. The man starts moving it around the vagina, continuing to cum.
8) While the man is doing that, the girl will continue to scream, and start encouraging the man to go harder, or faster, agreeing that this is the right thing.

They may stay up for a while at night doing this.

I was at school with one of the hottest girls, in the school, Alexis, and when the bell rang, I knew I had to do something. When I went out the door with her, I pointed down, and she whispered to me, "nice dick." She drove me to her house. When we got there, she led me to her room, and she started taking off her shirt, revealing her massive boobs, then took off her pants revealing her clean, shaved vagina that I was waiting a while to see. She started to come back over to me, and she took off everything I was wearing so that we were both completely naked. I stood there. I looked down, to (what I knew) was her on her hands and knees, walking like an animal towards my penis. She put her head right in front of my dick, and opened her mouth, then continued forward until she had the perfect amount of my cock inside her mouth. She closed her mouth, and I cummed. I gave her as much cum as I could give her in the short minute that I had my penis inside her mouth. She reeled back when she was satisfied. I grabbed her by her vagina and boobs, and thrusting her onto the bed. I stood on my knees, with my penis ready, and when I was ready, I came forward and landed my cock inside her vagina. When she squealed, I leaned forward, laying on her completely. I started kissing her a lot while moving my penis up and down inside her vagina. I told her, "enjoy my sperm. your baby is complete." With that, I cummed again. I don't know why girls like cum so much, I said in my mind. sex explained.

by ur-mom's-vagina-is-not-shaved January 14, 2021