A female who post seemingly deep, philosophical comments that they searched for on Google. Also, any posts that make you want to stab the female poster's face, such as: Me and the gurls are so cooooll!! ;) or mirror and raised arm pictures.
Cynthia is a bitch, well, a Facebook Whore I guess whoreface
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The feeling one gets when excessively posting comments on a lot of friend's photos, videos, etc. Can be used with any excessive Facebook interaction.
"Man, Tyler is such a Facebook whore, he comments and likes every single post of his friends."
"Yeah. Yesterday he liked a cooking video that I posted for my mother."
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1. Best used to describe people who spend an unhealthy amount of time on Facebook commenting on EVERYTHING and choose to reject your real world reality in favor of their own fantasy one.
2. Anyone answering to the name of Grant, Lee, Nicole, Ellen, Antoinette, and especially Lynette.
Lynette is such a hardcore FBWFL (Facebook Whore For Life) that she refuses to create a 25 Things About Me note cause she thinks she's better than you.
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Similar to a normal attention whore, but one who uses Facebook or other social media to satisfy their craving for attention.
Often posts statuses that they are upset, angry, or self-deprecating statuses in a desperate bid for pity comments and attention. However, such comments are usually only received by fellow attention whores.
Facebook attention whore 1's status: "OMG terrible day :( dont text phones off."
Facebook attention whore 2's comment: "Oh no :/ text me now!!!"
Everyone else: Shut up, no one cares.
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Someone who has an excessive number of photos tagged of themselves on Facebook, with opinions on the definition of excess varying, depending on their network size, number of friends who could potentially tag photos, et cetera.
As Facebook users cannot help being tagged by others (although they may un-tag photos), Facebook photo whores are most accurately identified by having more or an excessive number of photos tagged by themselves rather than tagged by others, indicating that they either have no life and no friends to include them in photos, or carry around a camera constantly, indicating that they probably have no life and are weird and desperate.
A: Woah, Julie has 803 photos on her profile! She must be really attractive and popular!
B: No, dude, 487 of those were posted and tagged by herself.
A: Yeahβ¦and she's shitfaced in every one of them. What a Facebook photo whore.
A: Man, I love my roommate, but almost half of her photos were tagged by herself. Do you think I should say anything?
B: Yeah, I mean, I wouldnβt want people thinking I was a Facebook photo whore. Or that I was hella lame.
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One who will often post status`s on facebook in order too get sympathy. They act like their lives suck, when really they have great lives. Facebook sympathy whores are whiny lil bitches who need too stop using facebook as their social diary. Sorry for misspellings.
FACEBOOK:
Charlotte: I hate my life! Give me sympathy and attention! Wahh wahhh I hate you! Wahhh wahhh Ima go cut myself! WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH!! - depressing poem -
Freind: Whats up with you?! :p
Charlotte: Dont matter......:'(
Friend: Dont be a facebook sympathy whore.
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n. any person who responds to friend requests, no matter if they know that person or not.
"Kevin is such a facebook friend whore....he doesn't have a clue about many of the people on his list."
"Debbie is very careful about who she accepts as friends on facebook....she's not THAT much of a facebook friend whore that she just accepts anyone!"
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