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fanny pack full of floppy dicks

1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members

2.A straight up slob

That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks

by dumbbruce17 November 22, 2012


Gonorrhea Fanny Pack

When a woman with gonorrhea puts her discharge in a diaper and a man uses said diaper as a flesh light for masturbation. Also called a "freak-a-leek 204"

"I went to Kansas City and got a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"

"I heard that Norah gave Jonas a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"

by MrCaptainDr April 24, 2024


Upstairs Fanny Pack

The use of a woman's brassiere as a holder of various items such as keys, cards, cash, etc in lieu of carrying a handbag.

Barbara slipped her room key in the ol' upstairs fanny pack and went down to dinner.

by m0thra May 1, 2023


Back of the fanny pack

Something composed or performed quickly and without detailed analysis or research.

Made popular in Danish commodity trading companies by Peter Fedders.

Just a quick back of the fanny pack calculation shows that we are in the money

by majonese December 19, 2019


Spaghetti Fanny Pack

The fanny pack in which you may store your beans or spaghetti.

Mark: "Why are you so mad today??"
Thomas:"My beans fell out of my spaghetti fanny pack in front of the principal and he laughed at me!"
Mark: "Oh man"

by Beaneater69_Tbahm April 11, 2019


fanny pack

worn for one of two reasons

1) because it's part of basic festival girl uniform
2) to hold year 9 boy's vapes when they threaten to beat up the local girl guides

guy 1 : did you see koby in year 9's adidas fanny pack?
guy 2 : yeah omg what a power move

by oh hell November 18, 2019


fanny pack

type of bag (usually worn by self centred fuck boys) originally to be worn around your bum and fanny but now commonly worn hanging over your shoulder.

Should i cop this nike fanny pack

by biglad12345 March 31, 2019