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A person that hides in closets or darkness and secretly masturbates to people having sex.
Bob: Did you hear that?
Stacy: What is it?
Bob: I think there's a shadow fapper in here!
An annoying black-mexican kid, who need to pipe the fuck down. Also, try to say that he's better than everyone but he is more worthless than fucking dirt.
Guy: Hey skull fapper I recommend you pipe the fuck down
Someone who bases their fap material to single frames of movies, shows etc
Luke: I found Jared fapping to a still of the new Harley Quinn!
Chris: What a one frame fapper.
When you fall asleep while jerking off. Can be done in a car, on the toilet, in front of a GoPro camera, skydiving or at the movies seating behind your ex-girlfriend.
Guy 1: God.. Trump's seminar was so boring in the
conference room today, I couldn't help but
glue my eyelids open.
Guy 2: Did you see the new senator? He was
practically in the back taking a Fapper Napper.
This word is used to describe old ladies who have just won a spot of bingo.
Dorothy: Only 34.553 seconds left of this game.
Margaret: Gets two fingers and jams them into her pussy
Margaret:*orgasms*
Dorothy: What a bingo fapper
The latest link in the devolution chain, is kinda like homo faber but instead of making (faber = maker in Latin) is fapping. Usually it is found living in a type of matriarchal social commune called kibbutz. It also lives hidden in urban areas mostly governed by socialists and it names itself woke, marxist, cultural-marxist, antifa, SJW etc. It's very dysgenic genotype also marks it's phenotype appearing ugly, skinny with a very grotesque hooked nose, sometimes surgically altered for mimicry.
The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the newest century are presented each year at the Museum of Natural Science. Year 2024.
Professor Chad Thundercok takes to the stage while the public applauds incessantly. He raises an Aryan hand beckoning total silence, then starts:
- I am here today to unveil to you the latest anthropologic discovery. Thanks to the advancements of OnlyFans reverse video transcriptase we managed to record the elusive beta soyman that consooms the OnlyFans material. He is some sort of homo erectus, although only a minuscule part of him is erect. Very seldom.
- Behold: the Homo Fapper !
- I must warn you: never enter upon its habitat, nor interrupt his fapping activity for you will be in peril of being covered with spontaneous and hazardous goo emissions. They transmit monkey pox, syphilis, AIDS all kinds of homo illnesses. Also, watch this coomer at your own risk, as no amount of cute cat videos will eye bleach your vision.
The watching audience:
- EEWWWW ! While some were asking:
- Why does he have a hooked nose?
Professor Chad Thudercok:
- It's schnozzle it is a clear genetic sign of retardness and inbreeding. Luckily it's also a way to recognize them when they hide amongst ourselves in society, and hopefully one day we will find a solution to cure them. A final one.
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the process of being morbidly obese and masturbating at least five times a day.
"i got molested by a cow fapper"
"damn that sucks ass"