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When a sweaty fat man sits on a burrito and someone finds it later and eats it.
Dude I was eating a burrito earlier and found out it was a Fat-man burrito.
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The dungeons and dragons type gamer who constantly is watching you and your girl and ends up in the backgroud of all your pictures, staring at the camera.
"Why is there a Fat Man in a Weezer Shirt in the background of all of our pictures?!?!"
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The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone
1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.
2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.
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Japanese: Fugg, Fat Man and Little Boy be dropped on our gay ass country.
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Episode from impractical jokers where Brian Michael “Q” says to someone in the store 'the fat man flys at midnight'
You seen that episode where Q says the fat man flys at midnight?
A head and smoke shop in the United State that is owned and ran by either Asians, Arabs and Indians.
Hey Joe could you drive me to the Asian Fat-Man Arab Indian shop so I can buy a Pack of Tobacco and tubes.
Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.
Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved
Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'
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