Being paid to felch and then spit all of the depositor's material back into his mouth, but instead of performing the service, the felcher swallows most of the said material.
Boy, that gray-haired dude from Long Island's in a heap of trouble; that gay bartender wants his head for being a discount felcher.
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A person who makes his living by collecting, handling, testing, storing, etc., stinking little shot glasses of other people's urine.
Hey Roy! ... I don't see you skulking around in public urinals much these days! That's true Vic! ... I sent in a matchbook cover and got my diploma as a PISS FELCHER and now I get paid to watch people piss!
the french variation of the felcher is defined simply by the use of a "squiggly" straw.
That dirty french felcher stole all the damn squiggly straws!!
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One who felches themselves
jaay is the one and only uni-felcher
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Someone very fuckin' bad, stronger than motherfucker.
You're dead shit,goddamn fuckin' felcher! When the fuck you gonna return ma motherfuckin' dough?
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One that during anal sex makes there partner belt like a goat. After blowing there load in the anal they suck the semen out and spit in there partners mouth.
My friend the filthy mason felcher had a good looking girl last night in his room. Then she left in a mad fit.
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The act of a full grown man with extreme monkey features performing indecent acts with curly straws on monkeys. This is often performed while tickling there own rusty bullet holes!
Jason! Jason! What are you doing to that monkey!!! You Chewbacca munching fuck goat. You look like a Russian Monkey Felcher !
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