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A tasty type of pasta preparation that originated in Chicago, IL.
Yo, I was slurpin' down mad fellatio pasta the otha' night. That shit was fellated to perfection!
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Autofellatio is a sex act wherein a male performs oral sex on himself as a form of masturbation. This is impossible for most men, but can be achieved by one both sufficiently "well-endowed", and flexible enough to perform a severe frontbend. On the other hand, flexibility, and thus the likelihood of achieving this, may be increased by various activities including gymnastics or yoga.
The (presumed) equivalent act for a woman would be autocunnilingus, but would be more difficult to perform since the subject's head must move a greater distance. Unlike autofellatio, the existence of autocunnilingus is disputed.
Autofellatio has been featured in a few pornographic movies, although it is not one of the more popular subjects.
David Lorton, a translator, has speculated that one Egyptian poem contains an image that might best be interpreted as indicating a belief that the gods Shu and Tefnut were created by Atum (Ra) through an act of autofellatio. The far more common interpretation is that this creation was by masturbation.
In his semi-autobiographical novel The Hand-Reared Boy (1970), the writer Brian W. Aldiss describes group masturbation practices at a British boys' boarding school. One boy with an especially large penis is capable of fellating himself, a fact which the narrator, Horatio Stubbs, verifies.
The topic has also been used as the basis for comedy. Bill Hicks elaborated an oft-quoted riff on the subject of fellatio:
Ron Jeremy can give myself auto fellatio!!
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The fictional place to describe oral sex
Sam: did you take that chick to pound town?
Tim: no, I settled and went to fellatio forest.
Sam: I hear the weather is great there this time of year.
So there i was at Tasha's house anxiously waiting on my fellatio martini, but she never sucked me off.
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A fish whose sole purpose is to perform oral sex on other male fish. Its diet primarily consists of semen, although it has been known to prey on smaller fish.
More broadly, a Fellatio Fish is a friend who is exceedingly desperate for popularity among your crew. You sometimes wonder if he does indeed blow your friends from time to time just to save himself an ass kicking.
That Clarence sure seems pretty tight with those hooligans, especially since he's such a geek. What a Fellatio Fish.
The toddler was confused at the scene in his aquarium involving the Fellatio Fish performing its sacred duty on a bullish Angler.
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Excessive complimenting of an individual or a group for completing a task. Verbal Fellatio takes one of two forms, both equally insulting:
(1) The completed task is so mundane or trivial that the given comment is perceived as insincere.
(2) Closure of the task is a modern day miracle considering the abundance of incompetent personnel that were responsible for the project.
In either case, the person issuing the compliments is an imbecile.
The email sent out by the CEO complimenting the managers on their great work was nothing short of verbal fellatio.
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