lie-fi

A wifi network that has no functioning Internet connection.

My iPhone is connected to the BUBBLES network but it can't send this belated birthday email to my girlfriend. This connection must be lie-fi. Argh!

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low-fi

(a) short for low fidelity sound recording ie not high fidelity

(b) chilled out, relaxed, quiet, lazy, mellow

(a) its pretty low-fi production on this track

(b) judging by how drunk I am, tomorrow will be pretty low-fi

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FI

FI is an acronym for ‘Fucking Indian’.

Many Indian folks, especially in the technology industry, are annoying robots who have no initiative, are unable to deviate from a documented process, and are unable to use the word ‘no’ to answer any question.

There is a reason why offshore resources are significantly less expensive. You always get what you pay for in this world.

That Krishna is a dumb FI. I don’t want him anywhere near my project.

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pi-fi

n. pirated wi-fi

We moved into the new place, and we could totally get pi-fi in the kitchen.
Tom is a chump, he's paying Comcast even though he can get three bars of pi-fi.

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Fies' Law

When you have an expression with many different terms and you want to find the sum at a very large of said terms. If you have a few terms that grows so immensely faster then everything else, you can write off the small ones as irrelevant and only focus on the bigger ones (Created by Wifies on YouTube)

Lets say we're trying to find out about all of the organisms on the planet. Because there's just so many more bacteria than there is anything else, we can use Fies' Law and just not include all of the almost extinct organisms (Since It wouldn't affect the number that much)

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Wok-Fi

Wok-Fi is the new Redneck WiFi.

You take your wireless USB Wifi Antenna, cut a hole in the center of your old Wok lid and super glue it in, than lace the Wok with Tinfoil, shiny side out. And aim it at your neighbor's house and leech his Wifi.

-So my modem busted the other night, no High speed for me.
--What are you going to do?
-Was thinking of going to my buddies and using his Wok-Fi
--Awesome, I gotta get me one of those.

Simper Fi

faithfully a simp. Based on Semper Fi (the motto of the US Marine Corps) which means "always faithful".

I just joined the Simp Nation by paying for Belle Delphine's OnlyFans. Simper Fi!