Fick Dich

german phrase for "fuck you" / "fuck off". short for "fick Dich selbst" or "fick Dich ins Knie" ("fuck your knee") which both means "go masturbate"

Fick Dich, Wichser, fick dich doch ins Knie.... (heiter bis wolkig)

Fick Dich weg, Du Homofürst!

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ficky-fick

Quick, emotionless sex.

How about I give you $20 for a little ficky-fick?

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fick mich

Fuck me

Ahhhh.... Fick mich

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Stish Ficks

1. Nonsensical jargon. A made up word derived from the wonderment of yore.

2. The woopty woop of a bigger, more sizable salamander.

3. When the Cock Goblin debates on CNN.

"Stish Ficks!! Curd turtle and Yabuckle Jones brought the HEATer McGeeter last night!!"

"Ned's newts knew nothing negating necrophilliac's nifty negotiating 'neath Natalie's nads."

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Fick ab!

Literal german translation of fuck off.
Although "verpiss dich!" is being used more commonly, "fick ab!" is the up-and-coming trendword since it sends a clearer, stronger message, is often understood by foreigners, too, and can be screamed more violently.
Popular comparative and superlative degrees include: "stirb ab!" and "stirb aus!", suggesting to the addressee to "die out" or "get extinct".

-"Hast du mir das Bier mitgebracht, Tatsch?"
-"Fick ab!"

-"Did you bring the beer, Tatsch?"
-"Fick ab!"

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mother fick

A polite way of using "motherfuck" but you still get in trobule which is total bullshit

....jus use it in a way for mother fuck, MOTHER FICK> MOTHER FUCK

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ficking linger

to state simply it is the reverse placement of the first letters in "licking finger"; can be used to trick people into believing you said something bad

person1: omg. that person is a ficking linger!
person2: ..what did you say?

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