A derogatory slur used to refer to circumcised men. The term references the force and speed with which urine exits a circumcised penis.
Person 1: “Apparently Greg is a firehose.”
Person 2: “What? How does he jack off?”
when u stick it in the wrong hole then she pees on u and u pee on her
i stuck it in the wrong one and we doggy firehosed
Set a girls boobs on fire, then titty fu*k her while peeing
Im going to to give this hoodrat a "Tijuana firehose "!!
When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.
Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.
Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
When a man sticks his dick down a womens throat and pisses in her while deep throating her
Man, I gave her a narly firehose last night. She loves firehosing
The act of masturbating in a public area and swiftly pulling the fire alarm right at climax of said orgasm causing a scene that would shock everyone who was lucky enough to see it.
Bro I got kicked out of the mall yesterday
Why
I hit em with the old Nigerian Firehose
During coitus, when you ejaculate and urinate simultaneously.
I gave her the Badajoz Firehose last night!