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Because there are 4 wheels and 8 people on a firetuck and 4+8 = 12, and ther is 12 inches in a foot and 1 foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and also a ship and the ship sails the seas and in the sea is fish and fish have fins ad the fins fought the russians, and the russians are red and frietrucks are always 'russian' around.
Have you seen the 'why are firetrucks red?' copypasta?
A rocketship that puts out fires. Like a firetruck.
Probably the world’s greatest invention since lasers, definitely the awesomest thing that (unaccountably) has not been made yet.
Elon Musk: "I'm telling you man, soon as I'm done with SpaceX and Tesla it's on to rocketship firetrucks for me. Everything I've ever done will have been in vain if these don't become a thing!"
Donald Trump: "Vroom vroom, rocketship firetruck!!"
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The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.
Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.
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When You Fuck a girl in the ass while she has Diarrhea and when you pull out she squirts highly pressurized liquid brown Lava all over you
I had to take two showers yesterday after I gave Karen a rusty firetruck
When a dude has a massive cumshot.
"Dude, last night I had a white firetruck with a girl"
An unexplainable derogatory term, and one of the worst things you can call someone in a video game.
Heal the tank you firetruck driver!!!!!
The act of not masturbating for a few days so you can cum more in a girl.
This is done to “put the fire out in her loins”.
I fire truck my sister yesterday.
John likes firetrucking a sheep because he is lonely AF.