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Because there are 4 wheels and 8 people on a firetuck and 4+8 = 12, and ther is 12 inches in a foot and 1 foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and also a ship and the ship sails the seas and in the sea is fish and fish have fins ad the fins fought the russians, and the russians are red and frietrucks are always 'russian' around.
Have you seen the 'why are firetrucks red?' copypasta?
A rocketship that puts out fires. Like a firetruck.
Probably the world’s greatest invention since lasers, definitely the awesomest thing that (unaccountably) has not been made yet.
Elon Musk: "I'm telling you man, soon as I'm done with SpaceX and Tesla it's on to rocketship firetrucks for me. Everything I've ever done will have been in vain if these don't become a thing!"
Donald Trump: "Vroom vroom, rocketship firetruck!!"
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The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.
Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.
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When You Fuck a girl in the ass while she has Diarrhea and when you pull out she squirts highly pressurized liquid brown Lava all over you
I had to take two showers yesterday after I gave Karen a rusty firetruck
When a dude has a massive cumshot.
"Dude, last night I had a white firetruck with a girl"
It's starts with f and ends ck. So you can use it instead of saying the word your mom is allergic to. The word fuck.
*Stubs toe on chair* "Ouch! Firetruck!"
When you’re having sex with a girl and right when you’re about to cum you light her pubes on fire and put it out with your cumshot
Person 1: Hey why does is smell like burning in your room
Person 2: Last night I fucked my girl and pulled the firetruck on her!