Five-finger dinger

A jaunty jerk of your junk.

"I'll just be a minute, guys; I need to give myself a five-finger dinger."

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five fingers Mary

A wanker's girlfriend.

Ever since Sheila broke up with me I've been dating five fingers Mary.

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five fingered shuffle

To masturbate; have a wank

My mum came in and caught me doing the five fingered shuffle

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five finger linger

Putting one's entire hand inside an orifice for sexual stimulation. Like fisting, except my girlfriend doesn't find the "five finger linger" to be quite as revoltingly blunt as "fisting".

If I really want to abuse her hole, I simply give her the ol' five finger linger.

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five finger massage

Self stimulation involving nothing more than one's own five finest.

On Valentine's Day, I was home all alone giving myself a mud mask, a bottle of wine, and a five finger massage.

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five finger combo

shiting in hand & slapping a friend or foe or random person for instance a hippie or stranger or your neighbor

i am going to five finger combo you ya fuckin fuck job!

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Five Finger Lick

Putting all four fingers and thumb into someone's butthole then putting each finger into their mouth for them to taste

I slipped each digit into Judy's butt, then put each one in her mouth so she could taste herself. She loved the five finger lick

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