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got fat and overwieght by eating to much,and not taking any exersise.
no it wont fit you,your all flabbed out.
you cant travel economy class in airplanes because your flabbed out,
Back packing with no shirt. Just your jelly rolls out.
Me and my Boy Scout bros are flab packing this weekend.
When a person of intense weight tackles you using nothin but body fat
Yo watch out or she's going to flab tackle your ass
A flab grab is where two people are having sex and the male screams, "Flab grab!" and grabs the woman's flab (fat roll). Typically, the woman is overweight and can't move on her own, thus creating the male to hump her across the room or where she needs to go.
Reece: "Man, last night I performed a flab grab on Coach Barker."
Freeman: "Wow, really?"
Me: *disappointment*
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An action involving a larger woman and a man's genital regions.
A flab wank involves literal wanking off using two layers of fat around the penis.
" All that girl's good for is a flab wank"
" I wouldn't want a flab wank from her"
and...
" her datin add said skinny white female, you know what online dating is like though; thank god she could give a good old flab wank."
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What fat men hope for at the end of an invigorating brothel massage.
After that rubdown I asked for a quick flab jack, but she wanted an extra £2!
Means a male or transgender female with over 20 stone of fat has a constant dropping peice of fat from their stomach over their penis acting as a flab condom,
There is a negative however as people with a flan condom can run too fast and have constant orgasms from their penis rubbing off the flab condom
“Is the 100 metre hurting you that bad that you have to keep moaning”
“Nah bro it’s a flab condom