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Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.
So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.
The act of Fapping while Larping
Look at Crusher! We caught him Flarping behind that tree!!
When you flirt with your girl/man while you're larping
So I was larping the other day and girl totally was into me. It was a flarping.
The sound your vagina makes when it's oversized.
Sally forgot to wear underwear with her skirt. Sally was flarping every step she took.
Taking a shower without the use of your cellular telephone.
Tammy "Yo, is she flarping?"
Jenny "Yeah, what a weirdo."