Kyler does it to me. So annoying.
KYLER STOP FLAT TIRING ME!!!
Bro that kid is annoying i'm gonna go flat tire him
When a girl sucks you but she catches you with her teeth so deep that your penis loses all stiffness.
Dang, she gave me a Flat tire after dinner, it hurts!!
When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.
Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.
Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.
when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..