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The Flatulence Scale

The measurement of a Fart’s magnitude. Defined on a logarithmic scale similar to the Richter scale.

The highest recorded fart had a magnitude of 9.2 on the Flatulence scale but some say there are much higher unrecorded farts with magnitudes of at least 15

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021


escalated flatulence

Farting at the top of an escalator so that the smell hovers at the peak of the escalator so everyone who goes up is forced to walk through a gateway of your poop particles

yo i pulled an escalated flatulence in the airport and there must have been 100 people coming up behind me. hahahah

by Evangee May 23, 2010

202πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


carnal flatulence

Farting during sexual intercourse or during climax.

Her orgasm was so intense it caused carnal flatulence

by satbandit February 5, 2010

17πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


cerebral flatulence

Another expression for "brain fart", perhaps utilized sarcastically, or in an attempt to demonstrate academic prowess, or maybe with legitimacy when geeky types express themselves.

Michael Bolton: You know those two efficiency experts the company hired to lay off the employees? During my interview with them, I couldn't remember either one of their names, and they're both named "Bob"! With that kind of cerebral flatulence, they're going to fire me for sure!

Samir: Perhaps of greater concern than a "brain fart" is that you never do any work. All you ever do in your cubicle is play computer games when you think no one is looking. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my TPS Report.

by Marko Pavlo January 13, 2010

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


flatul-gasm

A fart that emerges during an orgasm, often heightening the experience for one of the partners. The only form of sexual climax that addresses all 5 senses. Usually the result of beer, Mexican food and total disrespect for women. Also known as the LawnMower in southern states.

Tommy, I had a flatul-gasm last night with Joey's filthy older sister. You could see, hear, touch, taste and smell it.

by Kevin m. Breunig February 4, 2009

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Flatulent Relationship

A relationship that starts out great then goes south fast, often ends with an ex that causes a lot of drama after the break-up. Like eating a good food then getting gas from it.

"What happened, you two were great together!"

"He said he wanted to see other people, then started a bunch of drama when I did. I thought he was the one, but it turned out to be another flatulent relationship."

by Gems87 August 31, 2008


Cranial Flatulence

crude definition:"brain fart"

Susan: "During my entrance-exam, I totally had a bad case of cranial flatulence"

by Krystra July 23, 2013