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In American politics, something Republicans accuse Democrats of doing when they're too dizzy from doing it themselves.
My fellow Americans, you know you can trust me more than that flip-flopping Democrat Clinton when I tell you this was in Iraq was about freedom, no, hold on a moment, it was about weapons of mass destruction, no, hold on, it was for democracy, no, it was about the Kurds, yeah, that was it, it was about the Kurds. Not about oil or God or any of that stuff. Excuse me, I'm off to bed now.
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When you have literally nothing else to say when in an argument, or when you can't think of an answer quick enough
Person A: Yeah SO like I just said, YOU'RE A RACIST
Person B: uh.... Flip Flop
Flip flops are by far the most annoying shoes on he planet. When you walk up or down the stairs they sound like a bullet being shot. Also if they break there's no way to put them back together.
Flip flops stop being floppy and annoying!!!!!!!
The weapon your mom bares and its the thing you should fear once you "accidently" told your mom that you declared war by breathing air.
Guy 1: Oh shit my mom is coming i better hide. She is 100% gonna have the flip flop ready in hand.
Guy 2: RIP dude.
When someone pisses you off so you flip them off but while your doing that and looking at them you stumble and fall on your face while people are looking.
Hey bro, did you see Greg flip-floppinghis ex earlier?
The thing your mom used to beat the shit out of you with.
Don’t hit me with the flip flop mom.
The thing your mom used to beat the shit out of you with.
Mom don’t hit me with that flip flop