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in the U.S.A.,a bastardised form of rugby where the ball is rarely kicked.Played by large muscular men wearing skin-tight trousers and make-up.
"American football is definately NOT gay."
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The best sport in the world. Football is the only sport where twenty two people move simotaniously. The official league is called the NFL.
There's an NFL game on tonight, let's watch it!
Football, the greatest sport the world has ever known.
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an excuse for guys to touch each other inappropriatley
a gay sport that wimps who have no other talent play
should be called "soccer"
"good job on throwing that football into the endzone" (slaps ass)
"hey, thanks!" (slaps ass back)
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Football is a really stupid game, played with a round ball. 11 stupid men chase the ball around the field, trying to score a goal.
Can be referred to as a sport, but only a fool can do that. It's only a game.
Football is a game. Triathlon is a sport.
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1. Greatest sport in the history of the human race next to running while having sex with the opposite sex. Involves two teams moving a ball comprised of pig skin down a field to an endzone to score points.
2. Not soccer.
3. Sport at which most other countries outside the United States can't play because they lack a great extent of physical talent. In turn said countries try to claim their inferior sport, which goes by the same name as the USA's, is as good if not better yet consists of a field with a bunch of dorks standing around kicking a ball back and forth for hours. Fans must resort to drinking and using drugs for stimuli since boredom usually ensues after the first 2 minutes of play.
Guy 1: Hey mate let's go to the pub before the football game!
Guy 2: Excellent idea 'ol chap! Let me grab my manpurse before well tally'o down and catch the carriage.
Guy 1: Right'o! I want to make sure I'd good and sauced before the game otherwise I might realize the sport I'm watching is boring as hell.
Guy 2: Brilliant!
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big fat gay men with large hair who use the sport to touch other men.... also they use to sport to get rid of anger without kicking infants
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The greatest sport ever made. And not to be confused with soccer. football as in the nfl. the most exciting sport ever to be made. That envolves 11 men on offense and 11 men on defense. all playes wear equiment like helments and shoulder pads to protect them from enjury due to the rough conctact in the sport. they are played ib 4 down intervals. the only way to keep going is to gain 10 yards befor your 4 downs are up. the deffense tries to stop this from happening. the ball can ether be handed off to a running back or thrown the a reciever by a quater back. the quater back is protected by lineman. the lineman protect from deffesive lineman and linebackers. the recievers are covered by cornerbacks, safties, and linebacker who also can ruse the quater. line backers also watch for the running back.
I was watching a NFL football game today. the Chicago Bears lost to the Pittsburg steelers 35 to 0.
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