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foreskin

Piece of skin located at the tip of the penis.
Men who had that piece of their anatomy hacked off (by ignorant parents) tend to desperately rationalize it, and try to convince themselves that it is so much better not to have a whole penis, even though they can't compare. They commonly try to make it look "healthier"; consequently, over the 20th century, circumcision has been said to prevent epilepsy, deafness, masturbation, syphilis, tuberculosis, nervousness, cancer of the prostate/bladder/rectum/tongue, and a lot of other fancy diseases.
Currently some american men tend to act as if they didn't have running water to wash themselves, or as if circumcision had prevented USA from having sky high STD rates. Some american women call an uncircumcised penis "unsanitary" while pee, smegma and vaginal discharges are rotting in the folds of their stinky vagoo.

I'm sooooooooooooooooooo glad I was circumcised at birth! I'm absolutely SURE it sucks to have a foreskin!

by rommo January 8, 2011

221πŸ‘ 499πŸ‘Ž


foreskin

A piece of skin that covers an uncircumcised penis' head. Though it gives a male more pleasure it looks ugly.

I have a forekin that makes me feel good even though it's ugly.

by UncutGuy November 8, 2003

250πŸ‘ 575πŸ‘Ž


foreskin

foreskin is what you yell out when playin penis golf right after you been swingin your 9 iron as a warning to others so they dont get hit when your balls are ready to let loose and fly

i was playin penis golf and swingin my 9 iron when i yelled out foreskin cause my women walked in front of me and i wanted to warn her that my balls were ready to fly

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 10, 2009

33πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


Foreskin

The useless skin around the vagina. No this is not a sexist joke.

Bill: Oh my lord, look at it! Its so flappy.. Too much foreskin woman!

Mary: DEAR GOD YOU'RE RIGHT.

by Mackwell November 24, 2011

30πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


Foreskin

A useless piece of skin at the end of the penis. It sucks and generates Smegma. It has a ton of infections

Hello doctor, my foreskin sucks, can I have a circumsicion?

by Diicktionary April 19, 2015

95πŸ‘ 296πŸ‘Ž


foreskin

The skin that covers and protects the head of the penis when not in use.
Lord's Higher Science, may remove the foreskin, in name only, by calling it fireskin when not so fore anymore but behind supporting the head and of its shaft then, in its turned inside out state of erection and retraction primarily intended for fornication. Manual retraction remains possible for pissin' and rinsin'.
Foreskin is to the foreign, as circumcide is to genicide, a do or die situation.

The half erect elephant, appeared already all the way out of its foreskin.
Foreskin is a girl's best friend, foreskin helps keep the dick head rather content until she is around it again, foreskin is made of carbon, carbon is used to make diamonds.
Foreskin rules and is Heaven sent, Lord prefered to make you firstly as good as you can be out of not scars but skin. Judge not the foreskin, less those pussy circumscar holes to go screw yourselves in.
Beautiful time for her special eye to see the head arise, but damn that circumcision wearing out its image at any old nonsense time so she can take it for granted and be a dumb fake ignorant slut about it, a necrophiliac attack who would stick a dead scar tissue up her crack.
He easily didn't keep his foreskin, but the stupid hoe on the jerry springer show, thought her old used twat was something to stay in only after all, she cried like a baby, she thought her worthless hole he would keep true to as valuable when he couldn't even keep his own prepuce? Get real!
Her favorite penis of all time was uncut, but she assumed it was cut, only seeing it by her crotch erect and outward, so then she was a traitor to her own baby for a foolish witchdoctor's whim, denying her son his own right to ever prove his own way out of his own manhood.
If foreskin and foreskinless can look similiar when erect, the difference upon closer inspect, is a fine final fold left of sensitive feel driving roughneck, vs. a numb flushed down scar around what dumb did to the dick. Those pornos sure showed some dishevelledly cut penises without much hope apparent to escape from their predicament, but the foreskin on those other penises sure proved consistently what bloodflow they might provide to increase the overall head size.

by Joven August 3, 2006

106πŸ‘ 408πŸ‘Ž


Foreskin

Foreskin is often found on rare creatures named Nate Vargas and Gaulston Dart. These freaks of nature have the capability of emmiting a stinky cheese from their foreskin that is very lethal.

β€œMy nigga you want some extra cheese on that burger”
β€œ no nate I don’t want your stinky foreskin cheese all over my burger”

by Quarter in Nate’s foreskin January 28, 2019

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