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empirical Formula

empirical Formula is a hip hop chemistry term used by the real bad boys of chemistry. It is a formula that shows the simplest ratio of the compound or formula in question. empirical Formula has been used by such bad boys such as Alec Baldwin and jane Seymour-Butts to strip down a formula better than slim fast.

Miss Kelvin: "The empirical formula is very important to chemistry, life and your happiness."
Jennings: "Yes miss, indeed one needs the empirical formula to just last a day in the ghetto"

by Jeffrey Douglas September 08, 2006


Formula 401

American for Sperm. A quote made be Stephen T. Colbert on May 11, 2010 at around 11:45 p.m. This was made on the account that Australians are trying to import American sperm because they are running out due to newly enacted laws.

Stephen T. Colbert's Formula 401: American for Sperm.

by GetUDrunkOffMyLadyHumps May 12, 2010


Hexidiamonal Formulas

The most powerful type of mathematical equation known to man. Only a few of these have ever been solved before in the world. They are introduced in Calculus D.

Talk about Hexidiamonal Formulas with your friends to make them feel inferior.

As a mathematician, Hexidiamonal Formulas frustrate me heavily.

by CCA Trash July 28, 2010


The Twoot Formula

The best way to maximize your facebook profile picture like amount.

One does not simply pull a twoot without being called a whore.
Steps:
1.) Self tag
2.) Change to same profile pic
3.) Change to same profile pic
4.) Change to same profile pic

This formula will guarantee at least a 1.5x increase on your facebook like amount.

-Hey dude you got so many likes on your profile pic!
-Yeah, wait till I use the twoot formula, it's gonna blow up!

by Manwhore923952 November 04, 2013


Formula D

Is a type of Motorsport that isn't about the fastest lap time but rather finesse and technique. Drivers drift around a course in tandoms(two cars right behind each other) and he one that best fallows the line of the person in front (as if they were a copy) and as close as possible.

So you have tickets for the Formula D event this Saturday.

by Rex's_cousin August 14, 2017


formula 1

the reason i’m mentally unstable.
only fun to watch when you’re driver does good, so i’m usually on the verge of crying.

“do you like formula 1?”
“like? i wake up at 7am on weekends just to see sebastian vettel qualify and finish p13 because no one will give him the car he deserves, but i love him too much to quit watching.”

by depressedf1fan January 01, 2022


The Cloudy Formula

When u ejaculate into ur friends vape tank and mix the existing juice with ur semen to create The Cloudy Formula

AHH lmao i gave Josh The Cloudy Formula last nighgt snd he didn't even notice!

by AL1B1 April 10, 2020