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A fortune cookie is a person (Usually a girl/woman) that updates social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter, always saying wise quotes about anything (Mainly love or song lyrics) then using hearts at the end.
The easiest way to deal with a Fortune Cookie is either post on their page with stupid quotes or just call them a Fortune Cookie until they learn why its dumb to do that.
"Making mistakes is part of life, how we fix them is what matters. <3"
stfu fortune cookie.
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That faggot who comes in top lane feeds the shit out of lanemate, cant fucking speak english. But she is busted cause big tits.
oh fri*k we have a Miss Fortune in our team with ghost and heal
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Big lad with big muscles but dun out behaviour
Look at that Jacob fortune hies so fruityyyyy
Betting you only have to fart and losing
Tony bet he only had to fart. He lost and won a Hot Fortune
Television game show created by Merv Griffin based off the childhood game "Hangman". Wheel of Fortune is the longest running syndicated game show of all time (35 seasons; 1983-present) and has given away almost $300 million in cash & prizes since its syndication debut in 1983.
"Did you tune in to Wheel of Fortune last night?" "Wheel of Fortune is America's Game"
The concept that idiots are naturally luckier than other people as a way to balance out their stupidity. Similar to an Idiot Savant, except instead of being brilliant in a specific field, they seem to have a little extra luck wherever they go.
Fool's Fortune is most likely god's way to make things fair for dumb people, for if they were smart and lucky, they'd be too powerful.