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A Drink made for pussy ass bitches.
I’m going to go pretend like I’m getting drunk off a weak ass drink like Four Lokos.
A drink made for pussies. Extremely low alcohol content but will make a basic bitch pretend like it’s getting her drunk.
I’m gonna go get drunk while drinking a four lokos.
A 12% alcoholic beverage with caprisun taste that with half a can you already feel your legs numb in a "what the fuck, my legs are there but they dont respond a shit, how im i even capable to walk" sensation
-This Four loko taste good
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD
Me and the boys got crunked out on those four loko's last night. I nearly got alcohol poisoning!
the unplanned intrusion by four loko into your average night out plans. often leads to a really bizarre next day.
"bro i stood up my girlfriend last night but completely by mistake. i was getting ready for the date and sipping on my for loko. next thing i know im waking up on the lawn naked at noon the next day and my dog is licking peanut butter of my dick. its that damn four loko factor. what a sneaky bastard.