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The female in an orgy who takes a load to the chest even though another participant (male or female) did all the work to make said load bust.
OMG, Katrina is SUCH a freeloader. She's always stealing the hose-downs that I blow so hard to set up!
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a guy who shoots free loads on his girlfriend's boobs.
Sue went out with that freeloader, Jim last night. What a cunt.
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freeloader: a dumb insignificant person or someone who is always attached to someone who doesn't really like them...
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A persons' disatisfaction with a product or service that they got for free.
"Man, this couch you've been letting me crash on is lumpy as hell!" "You know, your freeloaders angst is beginning to rub me the wrong way."
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Someone who stays in a Sucker's living room for weeks at a time and shows no gratitude. This person will not cook for the Sucker, will not pay any compensation, will take food and drink from the fridge and will complain if they are asked to clean. When they finally get the hint and move out, they will bitterly complain about being kicked out in the Sucker's presence to the Sucker's friends.
(Example 1)
Ungrateful Freeloader: So can you go to bed? It is 9 o'clock and I want to sleep on the couch.
Sucker: No. This is my fucking couch, bitch.
(Example 2)
Sucker: Are you making dinner tonight?
Ungrateful Freeloader: No, I already ate.
Sucker: Fuck you, bitch.
(Example 3)
Sucker: I think you should start paying some rent as you are using my space, electricity, water, gas and internet.
Ungrateful Freeloader: How about 20 bucks a week?
Sucker: Fuck you, bitch.
(Example 4)
Sucker: Where is my caesar salad sauce?
Ungrateful Freeloader: I used it yesterday. It was delicious.
Sucker: Fuck you, bitch.
(Example 5)
Sucker: So can you clean the dishes? I want to cook.
Ungrateful Freeloader: You never clean, why don't you do it?
Sucker: Because I pay rent, bitch. Fuck you.
(Example 6)
Sucker: Move. I want to watch TV because some sport is on.
Ungrateful Freeloader: Urgh. Come back in half an hour.
Sucker: No, I am watching it now. Fuck you, bitch.
(Example 7)
Ungrateful Freeloader: So this guy just kicked me off his couch. Now I have to stay in a hotel. What an arsehole!
Friends of Sucker: Whatever, bitch.
(Example 8)
Ungrateful Freeloader: What are you doing today?
Sucker: Nothing.
Ungrateful Freeloader: Will you help me move?
Sucker: No. Bitch.
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A person who does not own any perfume/cologne and uses the free samples in department stores before a date or big night out
Person A: Mmmm that's nice perfume Rita's wearing
Person B: Yeah I saw her down at Macy's this afternoon, she's such a fragrance freeloader
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A corporate freeloader. Has an I.T degree but has never written a line of code in his entire life. He says he wants to learn but in reality is not interested. He attended a coarse in C# so that he can boast about it and moan how expensive it was. Doesn't know the difference between a website and a webservice and thinks microsoft sharepoint is something you install on a PC like a normal application.
When trying to explain a concept to him he stares at you and repeats "exactly.. exactly" many times. This is a giveaway meaning he understood nothing.
Strategically, he likes to be someone else's shadow, appearing to be a friend, he is really leeching on his resources and hard work. He continously tries to get recognition of other's peoples work and to appear as the expert, by repeating statements memorized from other's people's conversations. He acts more like a parrot than as a human. It seems his mental resources are utilised to monitor and leech others, not to live life like other people.
When cornered and faced with his limitations and freeloading tactics, he generally retreats, and waits for the next opportunity to repeat the cycle. When stressed he may burst in a frenzy of ridicule and intollerance towards others, but never admits his faults.
Beware of these people. They can make your life difficult to live in peace.
Example of corporate freeloader
You are assigned on a task by your manager. jason asks the manager to come with you to gain experience and 'learn' something new.
When you are on the task, he stays in a corner supposedly writing notes and does not provide input.
when asked by the manager about the task outcome, he jumps in the middle and speaks as he did all the work. Unkowing managers will get the impression he did all the work, but one that knows better ignores him outright. when this happens he gets pissed and offends him behind his back.
When you confront him that he really did not provide input and was only there to learn he offends you as well. jason then retreats and acts for his next chance, playing the administrative manager's role in the mean time.
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