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The art of entering your Facebook status while driving on a major interstate.
When Tim posted that I-95 was a long boring stretch of road, I knew he was freeway Facebooking again.
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The last little bit of urine you can't shake out or squeeze out, until you've got your pants on then it releases to leave a wet patch upon your trousers.
*Bob goes to toilet*
*Bob returns with small circular wet patch in the groin area on trousers*
Steve: "Bobs got parking on the freeway"
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the act of receiving a blowjob while driving on the freeway.
Dude1: Man I passed you on the freeway and you were swerving all over the road..
Dude2: Yeah, my girl was giving me Freeway Jams hard to concentrate with her head in my lap.
Dude1: That explains it!
(n.) the bright orange bags of garbage that delinquents, who have been sentenced to community service, fill up during their time on the side of the road.
The judge sentenced him to 250 hours of community service, where he will be making freeway pumpkins.
A friend, family member or acquaintance that only calls you, or answers your calls, when they are driving to or from work.
“Jerry is such a freeway friend. I can never get ahold of him unless he is commuting.
While driving with your knees you pleasure yourself with either hand
Glad ive got tilt steering wheel so i can drive without weaving as i have a. hot little freeway threeway on my way to the bar
Similar to road head, it's when you finger your lady while she's driving, because she deserves a good time too on those long trips.
Lee: Road head is great.
Bob: Yeah, but have you ever given a girl a freeway finger?
Lee: Well yeah! It's a give and take thing right?
Bob: Damn Straight! Everyone likes a good time while they drive!